In The Beginning...

Auzzie is Born

I was born on a Wednesday in the Summer of 1992 when two sinners shook hands with the saints.


Oh Damn

My sister and I at some sort of meet-and-greet with the characters of Sesame Street.

So American it hurts

Oh Damn

Have you ever seen a more white American family from the 1990's?


Oh Damn

My mother and I at my uncle's sweet arcade machine that I spent way too much time playing. It had Super Mario 3 on it- arguably the best Mario Bros. game ever.



Auzzie Jay is an unapologetic vegan, marxist, Old Web activist musician that just wants to make music.